Santa: We ran into our neighbours yesterday. All my wife's fault. Banta (confused): Wife's fault? Santa: Actually, she was driving!
Santa was sitting in a park. Banta: What are you doing here? Santa: I am taking a revenge. Banta: From whom? Santa: From Time. It wasted my life. Now I am wasting it!
Santa walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a glass of Less, please?" "I'm sorry sir", the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?" Santa: I've no idea... the thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink 'LESS'!
Santa went to his lawyer after beating his wife. Lawyer: You'll be charged for cruelty? Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me?
Santa: Computers will never replace books. Banta: Why? Santa: You can't stand on a CD or DVD to reach the top shelf!
Banta: Did you you go to the doctor for your ailment? Santa: Yes, I did. Banta: Did he find out what you had? Santa: Very nearly. Banta: What do you mean, very nearly? Santa: Well, I had 450 bucks and he charged me 400!